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Hey, Kenny, good news.

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I only had to replace
a few hoses

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and refill your coolant.

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Oh, that is good news.

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Now, a more unscrupulous
mechanic would've told you

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it was your water pump, and
charged you an arm and a leg.

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But you're in luck because
I got all my scruples.

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Well, I'm glad my car
broke down near your shop,

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'cause I usually take
my car to Motor Boys.

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Motor Boys?
Do you hate your cars?

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No, I have a service
contract with them.

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They take care of my fleet
of black cars and sprinters.

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Hey, guess who one
of my drivers

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just picked up from LAX.

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The mom from
<i>Home Improvement.</i>

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I have heard of that person.

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And it would be a shame

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if she got stranded
on the 405

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because Motor Boys forgot
to replace your radiator hoses.

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That would not be good.

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Anyway, I gotta go pick up
my son at baseball.

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Oh, oh, your son
plays baseball?

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Yeah. Since he was
six years old.

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The boy eats, drinks
and sleeps baseball.

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:
Sounds like my son Malcolm.

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He actually would have
made it to the big leagues

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if he hadn't gotten injured.

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But now he's
a batting coach for USC.

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Wow. That's one of the best
programs in the country.

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Yeah.

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Kenny, how about
I talk to my son about

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taking your son
to the next level?

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I likes the sound of that.

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I thought that you would.

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Kenny Phillips,
KP Luxury Transportation.

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You know, Kenny,
if I scratch someone's back,

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and then I realize, oh,
I'm feeling a little itchy...

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maybe I can get
my back scratched, too.

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You know,
one hand washes the other.

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The quid becomes the pro quo,
the yin becomes the yang,

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the wu becomes the tang.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

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Hey, honey.
How was your day?

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Well, I went to
the farmers' market,

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and two great things happened.

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First of all,
I got a box of dough-nots.

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Ooh, doughnuts.

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No, no, no.
Not-not doughnuts.

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Dough-nots, as in
"not a doughnut."

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They're not fried, they're vegan
and they're gluten-free.

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Well, I <i>dough-not</i> want one.

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Your loss. Ah.
The second thing is

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I bumped into your
old friend Linzie.

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Linzie from Hickory Corners?
Yeah.

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Huh, that's nice.

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That's nice?

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I thought you'd be
more excited about Linzie.

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And the dough-nots.

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It's just... when I won the
Miss Hickory Corners pageant,

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Linzie was the runner-up.

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Afterwards, it was awkward.

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Well, the best woman won.

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And I married
a beauty pageant winner,

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so in a way, I won, too.

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I haven't seen her in years.

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How did you even
recognize her?

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I didn't.
She recognized me.

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Please tell me you did not
invite Linzie over.

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No, I did not
invite Linzie over.

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So you did.
I did.

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Hey, Pop, I got your text.
What's the emergency?

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Ah, there's no emergency.

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Your father just wants
to pimp you out to a customer.

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Uh, Mama, I'm gonna need
more context than that.

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Listen, son, come on,
have a seat, man.

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Right here.
In your chair?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Look, a big opportunity
just fell into my lap.

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I got a new customer
who owns a fleet of cars,

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and I want to land
his service contract.

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It just so happens
that he has a son

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that is a high school
baseball prospect, so...

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Here comes the pimp part.

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I told him you'd be
the kid's private batting coach.

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Really? No, that's awesome.

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There's good money in that.

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Not for you.

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Tina, would you let me
talk to my son?

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Okay.

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Not for you.

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But you'd be
doing me a solid.

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And the kid,
he's really good.

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All right?
He's a four-star prospect.

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Just needs
a great batting coach

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to get him up to five.

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Okay, well, I mean,
I gotta admit,

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if I brought the school
a hot recruit,

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that would be a good look
for me.

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Yes, it would be
a good look for you. Yeah.

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This is about you.

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And if you make
thousands of dollars

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off the dad,
it's a good look for you.

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That's just the sacrifice
I'm willing to make, Tina.

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Okay, Peter, widen
your stance a little.

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Okay, here we go.

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Whoo! Ho, ho!

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Oh, you got a lot of power.

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Okay, I'm gonna take
some speed off the ball,

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and that's gonna allow you
to focus on your mechanics.

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What's, uh...
What's so funny?

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Man, this monkey keeps
smelling his own butt.

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A monkey. Uh, Peter,

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if you don't get your head
in the game,

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you'll be smelling your butt
on the bench.

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All right, now, look,

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I'm gonna put a little
curve on the ball.

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Oh, man, I hate curveballs.

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They're hard to hit.

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Yeah, Peter, that's why
pitchers throw them.

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And you'll be seeing a lot more
of those in college.

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All right? Now, stay in there,
stay focused.

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Okay.

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Ah! Hey, that's okay.
Peter, Peter,

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keep the weight on
the balls of your feet.

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Here we go.

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Come on, Peter.
Look, attack the ball, man.

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Beast mode.
Let your beast out, man.

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Whoo-ho-ho! Yes!
That is it.

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So we're done, right?

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Ah.

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No, we are not done.

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Is there somewhere else
you'd rather be?

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Well, yeah, actually...

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Hey, that was a
rhetorical question.

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Thanks for coming
tonight, T.

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I really needed a buffer.

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Things could get
a little weird.

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Oh, that's just Dave.

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I've grown to love that
about him.

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I'm not talking about Dave,
I'm talking about Linzie.

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Aw, don't worry
about it. Look.

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Her and Calvin are
getting along great.

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Then, after my divorce,
I got a job

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at a chicken
processing plant.

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Mm.

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My thumb got caught
in the machinery.

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Yeah.

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Luckily, it was
a clean cut.

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This is actually
my big toe.

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Damn, I just shook your hand.

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You must have gotten
a big settlement.

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Oh, yeah, huge.

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I invested it all in Bitmoney.

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You mean Bitcoin.
I wish.

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Uh, uh...

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quick question.
Do you get a mani

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or a pedi on that?

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So, uh, is this your first time
out in L.A.?

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Yeah. What better time to travel

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than right after
you've just been evicted?

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But, hey, I'm all about
that van life.

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I'm afraid to ask
another question. Anybody...?

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So what brought you
out to Pasadena?

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I came to be on
<i>The Price is Right.</i>

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Oh.
Oh!
Oh, that's fun.

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It should have been,

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but I never got to
"come on down."

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Damn.

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I bet if Gemma was there,
she would have won.

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She wins everything.

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Oh, it was just one
silly pageant.

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Well, it came with
a college scholarship

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and got you out of
Hickory Corners.

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And look at you now.

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College didn't do
that much for me.

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Gemma, it's okay.

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She deserved
to win that pageant.

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You should have seen her.
Great magic tricks.

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You were--
You were great, too.

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She played "Somewhere
Over the Rainbow" on spoons.

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I'm not gonna lie,
I would've liked

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to see that right there.

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But where you crushed it
was the public speaking.

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That story was so beautiful.

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Her horse died
and it broke her heart.

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And the judges'.

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Oh, Gemma,
you had a horse?

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Yeah, you never told me
you had a horse. Mm.

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Yep. It just up and died. So...

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Anyway... who wants to see
a magic trick?

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I'm gonna make dinner appear.

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You know what,
I'm gonna get some more wine.

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Ooh, and, uh, get some spoons.

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Do you know any
Kenny Loggins?

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Your friend Linzie,

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she's a little... different.

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Mm-hmm.

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Gemma?

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You okay?
No.

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Calvin, that story I told
to win the pageant...

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About the dead horse?
It was a lie.

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The horse is alive?

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No, the story was
about my aunt.

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Your aunt died?

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00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,845
You should have gone with that.
That's way sadder.

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00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:08,015
No. No, my aunt didn't die.

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I mean, she's dead now,
but she was alive then.

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So was there ever
a horse?

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Yes!

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I'm not a crazy person.

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It was my aunt's horse.

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But I went up on that stage,
and I said it was mine,

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and I fake-cried
in front of the judges,

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and that's why I won.

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Linzie was really
talented and beautiful.

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She would have won.

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But I got the scholarship,
and her life went to crap.

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She should have the great
life that I'm living,

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but instead, she's
living in a van,

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and she didn't even
get to come on down!

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Okay-- Oh, whoa.

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Um...

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Oh. We're out of ranch.

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Oh, have some of mine.

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Oh. Yeah. Thank you.

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Dave, don't waste
that last carrot.

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Oh.

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Oh, hell no.

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00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,502
Where's the little girls' room?

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00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,137
Oh, it's right back there.

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00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,810
Move. Gemma!

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00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,945
That woman is a snake.
She is no good.

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00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,747
Wait, why would you say that?

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00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,483
Well, Dave said,
"I need more dip."

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00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,987
And Linzie lifted her plate
and said, "Stick it in mine."

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That's not what she said.

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00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,825
Well, that's what I heard.

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00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,862
I'm sure Linzie didn't
mean anything by it.

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00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,698
She's just sad and lost.

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00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,800
Well...
Yeah. And I was out of dip.

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She had some.
What was I supposed to do?

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You walk your butt
into that kitchen,

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and you get the bottle.

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Or hell, you'd swallow
that celery dry.

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Back me up on this, Calvin.

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:
Oh, believe me.

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I know better than to
ever go side-dipping.

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00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,487
Okay, you're seeing the ball.

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You're bringing your bat back.

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00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,891
Now let's freeze.

253
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,227
Do you see anything wrong?

254
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,895
Oh, yeah.
Yeah?

255
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,797
Yeah, I-I see it. Okay.

256
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,432
My hat's crooked.

257
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,735
Come on, Peter,
get serious.

258
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,903
Hey.
Hey.

259
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,772
Uh, Marty, this is Peter.
Peter, this is Marty.

260
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:12,906
Oh, nice to meet you, man.

261
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,742
We are breaking down
Peter's swing.

262
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:18,178
Ah, yes,
physics in action.

263
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,748
Rotational velocity is
translated into torque.

264
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,349
The transfer of energy
from bat...

265
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,917
...to ball.

266
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:26,820
Wow.

267
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,756
Yeah, you'll have
to excuse my brother.

268
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,423
He's a big-ass nerd.

269
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,327
If being fluent in
Newton's second law of motion

270
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:37,130
makes me a nerd...
...so be it.

271
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,767
I know that law.

272
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,134
Force equals mass

273
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,770
times acceleration.
Times acceleration.

274
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:43,771
:
Ah, yeah.

275
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,206
Uh... huh.

276
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,410
Never seen anyone
fist-bump science.

277
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,781
Whoa, whoa, you work at JPL?

278
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,615
Uh, yes, I do.
I'm an astrophysicist.

279
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,451
Do you know anyone who worked
on the Perseverance Mars rover?

280
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,020
Do I know anyone?

281
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,389
Little boy, I am "anyone."

282
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,126
I'm on the team that programmed
one of the telescoping claws.

283
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,261
Yo, I just touched the guy

284
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,530
who touched the claw
that touched Mars.

285
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,799
That's me.

286
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,201
Yeah, all right,
all right, um, hey.

287
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,837
Who wants to watch Peter
miss some curveballs?

288
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,638
I'd love to,
but I got to calculate

289
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,573
some launch telemetry.

290
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,711
Wow.

291
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,313
I mean,
your brother is so cool.

292
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,384
Do you think he'd show me
how to do that?

293
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,854
Are you telling me
you would rather do math

294
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,455
than work on your swing?

295
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,324
Is that bad?

296
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,995
Yeah, that-that-that
could be bad for me.

297
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,564
Uh, sit down, man.
Let's talk.

298
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,903
Peter, if you're gonna play
baseball at the next level,

299
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,638
you have got to
want that more than

300
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:52,973
you've ever wanted anything.

301
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,308
You know, to have
a chance to make it,

302
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,610
it has to mean
everything to you.

303
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,678
Does it?

304
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,114
It means everything
to my dad.

305
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,550
I'm not asking our dad,
I'm asking you.

306
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,420
Is baseball what you want
to do with your life?

307
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,024
W-Well, it's in my top ten.

308
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,626
Peter.

309
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,628
It's number ten.

310
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,233
Hey, guys. Oh.

311
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,002
Hey, Gemma,
what are you doing here?

312
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,937
I was wondering,
do you have a tow truck?

313
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,906
I'm trying to do
a favor for a friend.

314
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,875
Wait a minute.

315
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:32,045
Is this about that van that's
parked in front of your house?

316
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,548
I know.
I know, but she...

317
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,987
You let that snake stay
at your house!?

318
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,889
I had to.

319
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,590
Her transmission is busted.

320
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,092
The AC doesn't work.

321
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,894
She is miserable
in that van.

322
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,896
The least I can do
is get it fixed.

323
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,730
Gemma, you cannot blame yourself

324
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,133
for how someone else's life
turned out.

325
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,036
But I fake-cried
to win that pageant.

326
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,271
I pride myself
on being a good person,

327
00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,739
but I'm just a cheater.

328
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:03,643
Gemma, all you were doing
was playing the game.

329
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:07,714
How many pageant winners have
actually delivered world peace?

330
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,486
I mean it when I said it.

331
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,088
I bet you did,

332
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,490
because you had your eye
on the prize.

333
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,326
Show her your
wall of fame, baby.

334
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,760
Oh, yeah. Come on.

335
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,132
Now, you see
all these awards?

336
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,936
Sure. Best Auto Garage
in Southern California.

337
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,337
Impressive.

338
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,207
What's even more impressive is
that I made it myself.

339
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,544
Don't get me wrong,
this is

340
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,413
the best auto garage
in Southern California.

341
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,416
You know, I deserved this award
I didn't actually get.

342
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,454
Look, Gemma,
what's important is

343
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,456
that you're a genuinely
good person.

344
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,125
You got to let go of
this guilt about Linzie.

345
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,595
Wait, is that Shaq

346
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,430
giving you an award
at the White House?

347
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,268
Oh, why, yes, it is. Yes.

348
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,038
All right, Linzie.
Tow truck is on its way.

349
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,240
You're gonna be on the road
and back to Hickory Corners

350
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,310
in no time.
Thank you, Dave.

351
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,981
You have so much
positive energy, it's amazing.

352
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,049
Well, thank you.
And look,

353
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,985
you may not have won
on <i>The Price is Right,</i>

354
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,886
but I have a feeling that you're
gonna win the Showcase Showdown

355
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,021
of life.

356
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,425
You know, when I first saw you
at the farmer's market,

357
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,228
going to town
on those dough-nots...

358
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,198
...I knew we'd end up
right here.

359
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,265
What do you mean?

360
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,101
Dave.

361
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,703
Come on,
let's not play games.

362
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:40,873
You dipped your celery
stick in my ranch.

363
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,878
We both know what you wanted.

364
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,580
Yes.

365
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,016
Ranch.

366
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,683
Uh...

367
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,655
You see, Linzie, um,
celery, it has no taste.

368
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,157
Without a dip,

369
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,291
it's inedible.

370
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,692
Come on.

371
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,295
You got all up in that sauce.

372
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,597
Huh. Uh, Linzie,

373
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,234
I don't like this.
Whew, why am I excited?

374
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,202
No, that's fear.
Dave, calm down!

375
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,171
Shut up, you sexy man.

376
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,539
Okay, Linzie.

377
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,407
I'm flattered,
but you need to chill.

378
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,309
I've got your dip right here.

379
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,078
Ah! Okay. All right.

380
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,781
What the hell?!
Gemma, it's not what you think!

381
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,053
You walked in

382
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,221
on a sexy man trying
to be unsexy,

383
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,057
and it is not working!

384
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,460
Oh, my God.
I know.

385
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,862
She has got
some crazy ideas about dips.

386
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,864
I would never...
I am so relieved.

387
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,699
You're-you're relieved?
Why are you relieved?

388
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,568
Tina was right about you.

389
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,203
You're a total snake.

390
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,604
Me?

391
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,308
Everybody knew you fake-cried
at that pageant.

392
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,679
Oh, yeah? What about
your nip slip?

393
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,814
Huh? We all knew
that was premeditated.

394
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,085
"Oh, I dropped a spoon.
Whoopsie doodle."

395
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,293
I got to say, this sounds
like one heck of a pageant.

396
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,895
Yeah, okay.

397
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,597
We're done here.

398
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,099
Linzie, I'm gonna tell you

399
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,833
the same thing
your landlord told you.

400
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,603
Get your crap and get out.

401
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,108
Damn.

402
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,642
Stop it.

403
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,552
I cannot believe that Linzie...

404
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,522
was trying to hit this.

405
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,924
I believe it.

406
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,661
In Hickory Corners,
you're a ten.

407
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,930
What does that make me in L.A.?

408
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,898
My husband.

409
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,502
I'm gonna need a number.

410
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,141
Here's to the fathers

411
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,308
and sons.

412
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,576
Oh, and, uh,

413
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,445
to how many cars you say
you own again?

414
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,182
Yes, sir.

415
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,384
Hey, there's my boy.

416
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,586
And my favorite baseball coach.

417
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,055
Yeah,
you say that now.

418
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,158
Uh...

419
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,459
Uh, sir.

420
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,960
Your son has something
he wants to tell you,

421
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,829
and I don't think
you're gonna like it.

422
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,301
Then maybe he doesn't
need to say it.

423
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,875
Dad.

424
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,810
I don't want to play baseball.

425
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,679
What?

426
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,381
But you love baseball.

427
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,249
Well, yeah, sort of, but...

428
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,219
Oh, what-what Peter is saying
is that he...

429
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,521
he just isn't passionate
about baseball,

430
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,023
and he feels pressure to play.

431
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,393
His real passion is for science.

432
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,960
Maybe even astrophysics.

433
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,430
What? That's not a career.

434
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,335
I thought your son was gonna
help my son with his batting.

435
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,569
Well, so did I, okay?

436
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,570
Malcolm, what happened?

437
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,206
Pop.

438
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,907
Do you remember when you were
my Little League coach?

439
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,376
A-And you pushed me
and inspired me to be my best?

440
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,778
Yes, and that's what
you were supposed to do

441
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,614
for Kenny's son.

442
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,015
Do you remember

443
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,317
when you were Marty's
Little League coach?

444
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,286
And you pushed him
and inspired him,

445
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,723
but he wasn't so into it,
and he sucked.

446
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,227
Hey, man. "Sucked" is
a little extreme.

447
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,028
: Yeah.
He was terrible.

448
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,531
Right. Marty was the worst.

449
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,898
He fell down swinging.

450
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,567
Every single time.
Every single time. Right.

451
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,236
Dude, the bat was too heavy.

452
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,241
The point is, Pop,

453
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:37,510
you saw what Marty was good at,
so you let him quit baseball.

454
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,145
And for five summers,

455
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,314
you drove him to science camp.

456
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,349
And now look at him.

457
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,351
He's happy,
he's successful.

458
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,152
Everything worked out.

459
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,588
That was the best thing
for Marty, and...

460
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,258
I think that's gonna be
the best thing for Peter.

461
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,426
It's what I want, Dad.

462
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,463
You know what?

463
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,698
You don't know
what the hell you're doing.

464
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,667
You are a horrible coach.

465
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,336
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
Watch your tone.

466
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,439
Now, Malcolm is talking about
what's best for Peter,

467
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,807
not what's best for you.

468
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,310
And, you know,
if that means you're gonna

469
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,612
take your business
elsewhere, then so be it.

470
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,214
I'm taking my cars
back Motor Boys.

471
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,452
Well, you'll be
taking them back a lot.

472
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,058
Hey, sorry I messed up
your big deal, Pop.

473
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,328
Nah, don't be sorry, Malcolm.

474
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,729
It's only money.

475
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,631
That I need.

476
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,534
But you did the right thing.
I'm proud of you.

477
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,336
You boys want a drink?

478
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,504
The good stuff?

479
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,539
Yeah.

480
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,874
Oh, uh, Pop,
I am honored.

481
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,576
You deserve it.

482
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,145
Oh, hey, thanks, Daddy.

483
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,947
Hey, you got any lemonade
I can mix this with?

484
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,483
Oh! Or pineapple juice.

485
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,585
Give-give me those back.

486
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:53,620
What?

487
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,654
Y'all ain't ready.

488
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,762
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